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Men vs Women
It's funny how a simple comment or conversation can spark a good entry. Today, while having a casual conversation online, one of my friends commented that one of my other friends loves sex. Well, way to go captain obvious! Who the hell doesn't? I mean if you really think about it, getting laid is the closest thing to the true meaning of life. I know that sounds extreme, but allow me to elaborate.
Forget about all the intellectual and emotional bs, switch to 'id' thinking mode. There are two main purposes that every living thing have in their life:
- To eat/drink/feed itself
- To reproduce
So basically, we're on a lifetime mission of eating and screwing. Awesome! Right? Since we all have the same goals, this whole "life" thing should be cake, right? Well the same biology that makes it so simple, also makes things more complicated..
The picture above I found to be rather funny, but true. Men are more easily turned on. The reason is really more of a product of evolution. A male can impregnate pretty much as many women, or excuse me, females, as he can get to allow him to screw. A woman on the other hand, just can't keep having children, which is why they tend to be more difficult to deal with, hard to get, selective..whatever you choose to call it.
Thus, man's continued yearning for knowledge on laying women. How should you act? What should you say? What will impress and further what will straight up sink your ship? Well I certainly don't have all the answers. but for some of you guys out there reading (you girls would prolly enjoy the read as well), I've stumbled upon a source that'll, at least, give you some insight to the thinking involved in what many would refer to as "the game". Some brilliant fellow took the time to lay some good stuff out in an electronic publication that has been named The Ladder Theory.
This theory basically says alot of what I would include in this entry if I had another number of hours to get it all down. I suggest that you read the whole thing and learn. To the females, after you've read alot of it, I'm sure most of you will be like, "Bullshit!" or "This part is wrong" or "What about this situation?". I strongly suggest you be sure to check out the common criticisms section.
Well I hope that wasn't so bad. I'm not really that good at this. I always have good ideas of things to write that are much well thought out. However, by the time I return home from work, they are forgotten. Well, I'm off to the gym.. 'til next time.. "Be good; and if ya can't be good, be careful!"
Song of the Day: Best Deceptions by Dashboard Confessional
Quote of the Day:
"Mike, at this point in my life, all I'm really looking for is a girl who will swing from the chandeliers and who'll let me put it in her butt."
- Unk
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